Silver Thunder

larxenesomebody:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

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(Source: 7bottles)

guys

i think my cat might be lost

i’m scared

IS THIS WHAT YOU EUROPEANS CALL “EXCITEMENT”?

mrpicard:

harlotofroddenberry:

mrpicard:

harlotofroddenberry:

ALL THIS ANGUISH AND TORMENT?

NO.

WE AMERICANS ARE HEDONISTS.

FUCK THIS.

WHY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE SO MANY AFFAIRS AMONGST OUR POLITICAL FIGURES?

BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE IT’S AT. 

Why would you…

I have no idea, actually! It’s a very interesting thing to hold a contest that everyone hates but still watches and that no one expects to win but gets pissed off if it is not won… only in Europe, I guess :P

This Is Unacceptable

mrpicard:

blastflyrant:

mrpicard:

harlotofroddenberry:

Q must intervene, obviously

I mean he would SO have cheered for the Russian grannies obviously

I can just see him singing PARTY FOR EVERYBODY

Q would have BEEN one of those grannies.

And Jean-Luc would’ve been the cake they were baking

Would he be a cellular peptide cake (with mint frosting)? 

Fun Fact

Whoopi Goldberg can and will make everything better.

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(Source: chandolareschoicebootay)